“What did you do this weekend?”
skitzdreamslife:
The jocks:

The players:

The plastics:

The nerds:

Then there’s me:

“I’d be scared of calling 911 for anything because they tape those phone calls. You know that shit’s private.” :
skitzdreamslife:

THEY PLAY THAT SHIT ON THE NEWS 40 TIMES A DAY. ALL MY FRIENDS AT THE FUNERAL ARE ALL GOING LIKE:

When someone I dont know says hi to me Im like:

But after Im like:
